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I WAS WRITTEN BY AARON WATKINS LAST NIGHT. I AM ALL OVER THE BOARD. EMOTION MIXED WITH INSPIRATION! HOW DO I SEPARATE THE TWO? IDK, and I don’t think it is possible. I have this client named Shaniqua. Yeah thats hers name, Shaniqua Jackson. She is one of those clients that we all have. She is consistently 20 minutes late to all her appointments. But she still wants in depth consultation, head Massages and her feet rubbed.

I am like ‘hey Shaniqua! I do not! I repeat I do not rub down feet, especially when toes LIKE YOURS have Corns and Veggies on them’. She Starts laughing and we carry on with her service and blow-dry. She is one of my Favorite clients. Probably because she lets me be free with my mouth and talk crazy to her without her taking me to serious.

So I finish spraying her new cut with Head-rush and Masterpiece Hairspray. Then I Show her the dopeness I did in the back with the mirror and she starts poppin her neck from side to side and rollin her eyes. I never seen eyes roll back that far, So I start yelling for my brother, ‘CALEB! CALEB! CALL THE AMBULANCE! THIS BEEZY IS HAVIN A SEIZURE.’ She says back at me, Im not havin a seizure fool. I didn’t asked for this old 2008 pre-Chris Brown beat down Rihanna haircut. I want that 2010 ish! and I love that new song “ Hey Baby, Hey Baby Im Rockstar”! Okay okay American Idol calm down. I don’t have time to Switch it. I got 2 clients Waiting, I have not eating lunch and My female Friend Deja has been holding on line 2 for me, So Shaniqua tipped me $50, ( Im a Baller) she Stayed pre Chris Brown for another 6 weeks and I got on line 2 and politic’d with Deja for minute. So Deja Starts to elaborate on her day, telling me about how her Family stresses her out, and how her sister is a brat and her dad is on some other type stuff.. Now I usually will not sit and listen to other folks Drama. I got my own issues to work on, ya feel me? But with her it is different. She’s not my lady or nothin, but our Communication is finding it’s way. We Can talk about Sports, life, Traveling, Religion, Faith, pretty much anything. For Example....

I Just Got Done Reading this book called the ‘Song of Solomon’ and I was telling her the meaning of this small book. This book is somewhat poetic but it is a dialogue form. You could read it in a day. Its a conversations between Solomon and this Woman. He’s pouring his heart out to her all wimpy like. Now Im pretty sure that I read this book before in private school in Junior high, but now that Im older I know for a fact that I had no clue of what was going on here. Because my Man Solomon (smh), .....he gets all graphic an erotic on your boy Aaron. Real Talk! (shaking my head..SMH). He’s Start telling her what he wants to do, and How He wants to do it. But Of course he is all discreet & smoove-like wit it. yeah i said Smooooof. He Uses words and phrases like Her Garden, her fruits and spices. Im like that Singer Usher right about now “Ooooo My Gosh” omg!!! Im all covering up my eyes and ears like I am 5 again watching an inappropriate seen in the living room with my parents. ‘AARON! CLOSE YOUR EYES!’ IM ALL TRYIN TO PEEK THRU MY FINGERS AND SEE the goodness on THE TELEVISION SCREEN. LOL. DON’t judge me I was 5. My bad lets get back to Solomon. Im not 12 no more. I turn 30 in 2 weeks. ‘Solomon my man’. I know what your really talking about now. You are talkin about Making Love, Sexy Tiempo, in todays vocab..having SEX. BUT EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY HE’ IS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH this WOMAN AND HOW MUCH HE LOVES her. BUT THEN IT UNFOLDED TO ME. THERE IS nothing wrong with him talking about his love for this woman. It was all created for the Good. Right? but then it got deeper. I’ll try to explain this as best I can. God Will find his way into any mans art! Sometimes I hear a song about a person expressing themselves about what he or she wants do for that individual. Or they may show in some action of how they care for that friend or even someone they don’t even know.

Then now I recognize and smell something sweet, fresh and new. I noticeHis small details now. This idea and These concepts are not new but they are rare. Some people prophesy about the future and don’t even know it. Some individuals are natural encouragers and do not realize how awesome that gift is. And Some people sing about Love and don’t recognize that they are actually talking about the God. Said it once befo’.... God does have love. God Is Love. They are kinda like synonyms. There is no difference. Im not talking about regular human Love. like if I buy you that new purse or if you cook my dinner I’ll maybe love you. I mean Agape love. The kind that is not based on merit, or just emotion but a determined act of your will. “ A Joyful resolve to put others before yourself.” yeah I know. You don’t see people putting others before themselves to often.

Lets try to lessen the number of haters in the world and increase the number of lovers. Then It got even Deeper. Then I read a blog about Solomon and his Woman. It was actually a metaphor How God loves his creation. Another metaphor about God and his children and how the people of Israel’s relationship with God Was so up and Down. And such is life. This book was written like probably around 1000 B.C. We have not changed much, Still Sometimes We have high belief and Faith and other times, weak moments because We are STEPPING ON peoples TOES, AND MOVING 0-60MPH IN 4-6 WEEKS WHICH IS I AGREE IS TOO FAST for just one short life. But on the other hand you only live once and life is about taking chances. At least thats what I told Deja. But Girls are so misunderstand. Dear God, you have given man the wisdom to understand a little about love, but I seem to get dumber about Women every day. explain that one please. And not in metaphor form.!